How Governments Use Illegal Immigration to Control You

This is an article adaptation of a video I posted on 2024, and now it's more relevant than ever:

In this essay I’m going to talk about literally how governments use illegal immigration to control you. And I’m going to guide you step by step of how this works so you can understand the full scope of the trouble that so many people, in so many countries, are facing right now.

The good thing is that you could apply everything in this essay to any country in the world which is dealing with... well, illegal immigration. We could be talking about the United States, we could be talking about Canada, we could be talking about the United Kingdom, and many, many others.

But since I’m proud to be inclusive (sometimes!) I don’t want to let anybody down. I don’t want to leave anybody out. Everyone is welcome. So what I’m going to do instead is switch from this universe to a parallel one. A different version of planet earth.

Let’s call it Earth 39A97.

In this version of Earth, we don’t have the United States. We don’t have Canada or the United Kingdom, or any other country that you know. It’s totally different.

But we have one country, the United States of Britanada.

In this fictional, parallel universe that my attorneys have suggested me to emphasize that it has nothing to do with ours or our governments, the United States of Britanada has been prosperous for some time. Britanadans are polite, educated people. This is a high trust society, and it’s been thriving. And since it’s a thriving economy and people are polite and high trust, then people from all over the world want to come to the United States of Britanada because it’s a great country and you can actually realize your dreams here.

The Britanadan Dream, if you will.

Now, for a very long time, Britanadans have had very strict immigration laws in place. Abroadians, who are any people NOT natural to Britanada or legal residents of the country, need to comply with rather complex and demanding processes. Not just to enter the country, but also if you want to live as a legal resident and even more so if you want to become a citizen. You can do it, provided you spend some years in the country, you don’t have a criminal record, you learn the language, and pay your taxes.

And the good thing is that... thanks to that legal process, many Abroadians have already adapted to Britanada’s culture, becoming rather active members of society. Some of them have become doctors, some engineers, some have become very successful entertainers, and even in some cases some of them have held public office.

And this is despite that some Abroadians have different religions than Britanadans. In fact, Abroadians are allowed to have their own places of worship. No big deal. Everyone is respectful for each other.

As usual, there is some crime here and there, especially in the bigger cities, but statistically it has never really been tied to anything that has to do with immigration. It’s just the usual crime that you’re going to have in big cities. Normal stuff.

But one night, at a secret meeting room at the top of this huge skyscraper, some powerful people are having this chat about how are they... infatuated with power. They realize that they like power a bit too much and they want to remain in power.

It’s not just about the money, it’s about... control.

It’s a different feeling.

They enjoy it.

They want to perpetuate that feeling.

And they have tried to do all sorts of stuff through decades with mixed results. But one of those guys comes up with an idea, and tells the other guys in that exclusive group what he’s thinking.

Some of them say that it’s a rather crazy idea.

Others say that, well, “sounds brilliant, let’s see what happens.”

And nobody outside that room knows that this meeting ever took place.

So private and secret it was.

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A couple years later, everyone in the United States of Britanada begin to notice something strange. Rather large groups of Abroadians begin to arrive by... let’s say ‘unconventional’ means.

Some of them arrive by boats, and some arrive by land. Somehow, they are not arriving through the usual means.

This is not that rare, because there’s always been irregular immigration, only that... for some strange reason, there are so many of them right now. And they are seeking for help.

What kind of help?

Well, in their own countries, there are all sorts of conflicts, war, famine, diseases, everything, and they need help. They need a hand.

All Britanadans and legally resident Abroadians say that, uh, well, okay, we can give you a hand. Absolutely, why not? We can help. We have enough resources for you. And that is nice.

And even the law is adapted to give these people who did not arrive by the usual means an easier process so they can insert into society faster.

This happens again the following day, and the following day, and the following day, for months. And then years.

But one thing that I failed to mention is that these Abroadians arriving in droves, they don’t have anything. They don’t have housing, they don’t have money, so Britanada’s government grants them housing, grants them money every month, grants them clothes, a mobile phone, and basically pays for their expenses.

Because you know, they come from this destroyed country.

We have to be humane about this!

At some point, some Britanadans start to have other thoughts. The economy begins to go... not so well. For many reasons, maybe it’s a natural downturn of events. But somehow the taxes are higher. And Britanadans begin to worry more and more about how can they pay their bills.

And meanwhile, more and more Abroadians arrive illegally to the country. And Britanadans notice that a lot of these Abroadians don’t really want to work, because as long as they are unemployed, they still receive some kind of welfare from the Britanadan government. And that welfare, of course, comes from their taxes.

And also... and this is really concerning... crime is rising. And rising in a way that it’s not expected. But a sharp rise. And this is the interesting part.

Certain crimes that used to be extremely rare, and in some cases Britanadans had never seen before, start to happen on a regular basis.

And the crime in question... well, there’s something you have to know about this parallel universe.

One thing that is forbidden to carry in Britanada: felt-tip markers.

You can use felt-tip markers at home, if you’re careful. You could carry one with you on the street, but you would need a license because they are strictly regulated. You simply cannot carry felt-tip markers on the street with you.

If the police catches you with a felt-tip marker in your pocket or in your purse, or if you dare to try to board a plane with a felt-tip marker in your luggage, you will be detained, have to pay a fine and even spend a couple nights in jail.

Because in this universe, felt-tip markers are very dangerous things. In fact, the moment that you mark someone with a felt-tip marker, that person essentially ceases to exist. So felt-tip markers in this universe, in this earth, are literally lethal weapons.

What’s more strange is that... many of these illegal Abroadians somehow carry not just felt-tip markers on the street, like it’s no big deal, but carry the biggest felt-tip markers that anybody has ever dared to have, even at home. Why would you need a felt-tip marker of that size, let alone carry it with you?

And this is where the craziest things begin to show up on social media. Abroadians fighting with felt-tip markers on the street, trying to mark each other, taunting with their felt-tip markers here and there, and people saying, “How is this possible?” “What is happening?”

And immediately, the media pops up and says, “Hey, wait a minute. If you complain, you are inhuman. How are you going to complain about that? Don’t you see that they have not integrated to our society yet? Don’t you understand that they could have still post-traumatic stress disorder, and we all process that post-traumatic stress in many ways? Can’t you see that that might be part of their culture, that they just go around with felt-tip markers back home and nobody is hurt there?”

Try to understand. Try to be a bit more tolerant. Try to embrace our Abroadian friends. There are all the other Abroadians that have made this country great. You have to change your mind. More Abroadians might be the solution to the economic downturn that we are going through.

And people will say, “All right. Well all this ‘tolerance’ stuff might make sense, but that doesn’t convince me yet.”

Then there’s another problem: healthcare. The United States of Britanada has some sort of public healthcare, but you can also go for private healthcare if you can afford it. This has worked really well for many decades, but with this brand new population of non working, non-tax paying and benefit-requiring foreigners, the public branch of healthcare starts to fail. Waiting times of months and even years become the new normal. And just like that, not even those who can afford private healthcare are in a much better position, because the whole healthcare system is still one and the same, so the stress is absorbed from both sectors.

Not only that, but new laws are passed so that Abroadians that become residents now can ‘reunite’ with their families. But not on their homeland… but in Britanada itself. So even a greater influx of Abroadians, including children and elder people, arrive in the country, further stressing every system, but healthcare is the one that takes the worst beating.

Then one day, one very tragic day, an illegal Abroadian goes on a rampage with his red felt-tip marker. He goes to a shopping mall, and running among the people, he takes the cap off his felt tip marker and begins to chase people with the exposed tip. Some people escape. Some people manage to avoid being marked with the felt-tip marker. But two adults and two children are marked by the Abroadian.

And we already know what happens in this universe when you’re marked with a felt-tip marker.

This event becomes a national tragedy. And the problem is that this has been happening for some time. It becomes this huge uproar from everyone. Many people realize that, no, this should have been controlled since the start. They knew that too many illegal Abroadians arriving for years were going to cause trouble in some way or another.

They begin to connect the dots and realize that the rise in crime was not a coincidence, but so many illegal Abroadians who are not behaving in a civil way. And people start to question why the police now says that they had this particular guy in their sights, they had arrested him two or three times but a judge had released him because of “humane reasons.”

You guessed it! it was an Abroadian.

And you know what’s funnier? You know who are the ones who oppose illegal Abroadians the most? other Abroadians who came legally to the country, not to mention the Abroadians who have become citizens of Britanada.

Naturalized Abroadians reject the illegal ones with a passion, because naturalized Abroadians had to go through all this process to reside in the country, adapt to the culture, be well behaved and now... they notice that some natives of Britanada are putting all Abroadians in the same group.

“Abroadians are evil. All of them.” “Abroadians are the source of all the crime.” “We need to get rid of ALL Abroadians!”

So the legal Abroadians are really upset with the illegal Abroadians who are still leeching the resources of the government. Or more specifically, the people’s taxes.

And because this has been happening for years, then there is a big riot, and the streets are destroyed, and the police has to bring special suits, and well, everything is a mess.

So the prime leader speaks up. “This is unacceptable.” But he’s not talking about the felt-tip marker attack. He’s talking about the riot!

And people are saying, “what are you talking about?” “The real crime is the felt-tip thing.” “The riots is the reaction to that.”

But no. The Prime Leader says that, because of the destruction caused by these riots, they are going to take control of some things (except controlling the influx of Abroadians, that is)

And the ‘controlling’ part is beautifully indirect. You don’t really need to control the population. It controls itself. There’s a cold civil war brewing every day, from the access to healthcare, to lack of enough jobs, to more taxes that add more pressure on those who honor the system, to the crime that overflows for the same reason every other system is collapsing: too many people that have become a literal burden that cannot be sustained. Nobody can complain because you’d be labelled Abroadiaphobic immediately and promptly cancelled from society.

Nobody can really make a stand to the usual suspects in the upper echelons of Britanada’s power because practically everyone is in a state of permanent chaos, trying to survive each day.

And this is the big reveal.

All this is the product of that secret meeting a few years ago.

This was planned all along.